Today is Talk Like Shakespeare Day. I'll try thy best to do this, but let us be honest: Yours truly is not that intelligent... especially on Sir Shakespeare.

Internet, my love, give me thy hand in making today great. [Seriously, I suck at this.]

• On this day, I shall teach you: Thou shall not make spreadsheets of desired women
• Merry day of birth, YouTube! You are the fairest of all videos.
• On this fine morning, the MTV declared a battle of the boy bands.
• Young ones of the universe understand not the beauty in the boy bands of the 90s.
• Let's imagine: What condoms would the loveliest of geniuses have slipped on?
• Want a puppy? Chris Brown is now selling them. [Shakespeare, puppies, and Chris Brown don't mix well.]
• The noggin hath been used, but these inventions of tomorrow shall be declared useless.
• You are the most divine being of today's sunlight:
  

***OKAY. SO I SUCK AT TALKING SHAKESPEAREAN. And now I shall go back to writing like an EB so that I can actually share these links with you!;)***

• ANOTHER Life Lesson: Don't poop in your neighbor's yard.
• And: If someone says no tomato, I recommend making sure there is no tomato on their sandwich.
• Unless you're looking to go bald QUICK, I wouldn't get into any of these professions
• FINALLY someone smart is helping us understand the art of brain freezes
• Rough morning? Here are more, different ways to kick-start your day.
• It's like the real life "Hangover" story, but replace the monkey and tiger with a penguin.
• A REAL guard dog will call the cops while you're getting attacked... and hopefully go back and get the bad guys.
• Helping to boost your  confidence, ladies... There are "perfect" celebs with obviously lopsided boobs.
  
  
   
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