I wish there was some awesome holiday to celebrate tonight, but there's not. Instead, we'll just have to say TWO DAYS UNTIL THE NFL DRAFT AND THE 90S PARTY AT FAHRENHEIT! Woop!

Now, sir Internet, holla at me.

• LIFE LESSON OF THE DAY: If you're going hunting with your boyfriend, try not to resemble a hog. He'll shoot you.
• I probably shouldn't be helping kids learn these things, but I'm awesome for sharing things you should know about drinking hand sanitizer.
• Because farts are ALWAYS hilarious: 13 of them caught on TV
• Note to self: Always buy two lottery tickets. A woman in VA accidentally doubled her earnings.
• I totally lost on the first one, but apparently we shouldn't put these 7 dirty things in our mouths. Woops.
• In China, you're not allowed to use Facebook OR YouTube. and other things other countries don't allow that the US does. #FREEDOM!
• True: 20 songs guaranteed to make you happy
• Also true: People are throwing FULL OUT weddings for their pets. Stop that.
• Ladies and gents, if you'd like a mate who has enhanced genitalia, Greece and Brazil should be your next vaca spots.
• A good read: How to survive a visit back to your college town
• I love it! The most well-dressed protest ever... about three piece suits.
• This house they're building in Northern VA has a lot of neighbors pissed, but I wouldn't mind living in it.
  
   
• TRY and tell me this pic of Chris Brown and his gf isn't adorbs. I won't believe it.
  
   
• I call UNFAIR! Pizza Hut has unveiled chicken nugget and hot dog crust... in the UK! I WANT IT HERE!
  
   
• This you just have to see.
  
   
• And if you need a pick me up, a bunch of hott movie stars looking at you will DEFINITELY do the trick.
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• But... all those things are great and all... BUT... this is the best thing of the freakin' month.
  

On that note, I wanna go watch it again and again. Goodbye now!