The Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority has come up with a Thanksgiving Excuse Generator to get out of going to your family’s Thanksgiving meal and go to Vegas instead.
Some of the examples you get:
“I have a case of Platitis – an extreme fear of washing large amounts of plates after Thanksgiving dinner. The only cure is a trip to Vegas.”
“I’m skipping the family drama this Thanksgiving and catching a show in Vegas instead.”
“The only thing more exciting than breaking a turkey’s wishbone for Thanksgiving is literally everything in Las Vegas.”
“I know my grandma can cook a mean Thanksgiving dinner. But so can any one of the celebrity chefs in Vegas.
— The Drum (@TheDrum) October 25, 2019