A$AP Rocky Has a Hilarious Response to a Sex Tape Leak

A sex tape leaked yesterday that allegedly shows A$AP ROCKY. His face isn’t visible, but the guy seems to have Rocky’s tattoos. It’s being panned by on-line. One critic called it “super-duper wack,” and said, quote, “Don’t even waste your time looking for it. His stroke is weak.”

Well, Rocky wasn’t gonna let that stand. He Tweeted, quote, “My penis and I woke up to the alarming disturbance of a video clip today. As his defense attorney we’re prepared to deny any slow strokes or lack of killin’ the [lady parts].

“A long list of satisfied women can attest too. But the real punchline is seeing people who never [effed] him rate him.”