Viral Video: This Guy Tried Impressing a Girl with His Stocks… Would It Work on You?

WatersOnAir

Hats off to any guy who gets creative with his pickup lines! Most fellas don’t know anything besides asking you what your interests are, or your star sign, and they seem to think that’ll do the trick.

News flash, men: it won’t.

Now, I’m not 100% sure that this is the solution either, but you can’t blame a guy for trying. Barstool posted this viral video of a dude in a bar, attempting to impress a young woman… with his stock portfolio!

Zooming in on the video, it looks like homeboy has about $7,000 and some change in his account, which isn’t that exciting. But no lies, the constant upward trend does look impressive.

Hey, if it matters, my cryptocurrency accounts are all in the positive 😉