Hats off to any guy who gets creative with his pickup lines! Most fellas don’t know anything besides asking you what your interests are, or your star sign, and they seem to think that’ll do the trick.
News flash, men: it won’t.
Now, I’m not 100% sure that this is the solution either, but you can’t blame a guy for trying. Barstool posted this viral video of a dude in a bar, attempting to impress a young woman… with his stock portfolio!
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 12, 2021