Honestly, I should have this job – water is literally in my name!
But in the spirit of good-natured competition, I won’t keep all these details to myself. You could potentially get paid $15,000 just to drink water!
A company called Hydrant is hiring a “Chief Thirst Officer,” and no, that has nothing to do with your booty pics on Instagram. Instead of thirst-trapping, you’ll need to be an “authority on all things hydration,” preferably who drinks at least 8 glasses of water per day.
The company, which develops hydration packets that aim to “hydrate you faster and more efficiently than water alone,” is conducting their interviews in an unusual way too. You’ll need to take a ~15 second video on TikTok or Insta, showing them “what your first move as our Chief Thirst Officer would be.”
Then, of course, you have to tag them @drinkhydrant and use their hashtag #HydrantCTO.
The Chief Thirst Officer will be responsible for creating three social videos per week, and will be paid the $15k in an 8-week-long contract. Not bad, just for chugging some serious H2O! So, who’s applying?